Please allow me to introduce myself . . .
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Misery meets Cabin in the Woods and Fifty Shades in a new erotic horror thriller! |
Gerald Grimes, Failed Writer, needs a miracle to salvage his writing career and save him from becoming the next Assistant Night Manager at the local CrapMart. 'Canny Danny' Jackson is a fugitive serial killer with delusions of supernatural grandeur who wants to ensure that history records his unique legacy. He abducts Gerald and seduces him into chronicling the saga of Canny Danny and his otherworldly haren of cannibalistic sex slaves. Gerald believes the book will be a monster bestseller - but will this turn out to be a marriage made in Heaven, or Hell, or somewhere even worse? |
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Draw the blinds, dim the lights, and get down-and-dirty with Canny Danny, Gerald, Number One, Dream Girl, and the World Famous Kandee for some Close Encounters of the Wicked Kind!
Go ahead, who's gonna know? ;)
Go ahead, who's gonna know? ;)
